Ok, so my blog has reached 1000 hits, so what better way to mark that than to tell some truths. It's kind to be honest right? Right. So here goes. Clancy, it was me who colored your hair with black vivid when we were in third form (I was very jealous, you were very pretty and you had a horse). I also kissed your boyfriend. Sam P, I borrowed your belt when we were thirteen, I never gave it back and I still wear it ( I think of you when I do). Kerry, I read your diaries during your entire teenage years (they were great). Dad, I stole a very expensive bottle of red wine from your cellar many moons ago, Mum, I skipped high school a lot, jumped out the window at night heaps and….actually best leave it at that. Readers….here's some for you, I am not that kind, because this blog has been hard, really hard. I pretend to be deaf when the kids whinge, I don't do sympathy and I tell eeny, little lies when necessary. I am irritated by feeble people, I am overly sarcastic and if Dora was real I would tell her to piss off.
So there you have it, my truths, my kindness to you in the form of good old fashioned honesty. Kindness#18 ….1000 hits = a few home truths.
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